英雄你就饶了我吧！

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 如果你开车正常行驶在马路上，见一垂死之老头骑自行车逆行向你车头撞来，你应 
 该如何处理：                                                             
                                                                          
 1.立刻刹车，停住                                                         
 （评语：选本选项的人简直是法盲，对于伟大的道路安全法的严重后果一无所     
 知。即使停住，老头撞死在你车头，你一样要赔19.5万）                       
                                                                          
 2.停车并下车锁上门                                                       
 （评语：选本选项的人简直是法盲，而且不看新闻，即使停车人下来发动机熄     
 火，你没有停在白色停车框内，老头撞死在你车头，你一样要赔19.5万）         
                                                                          
 3.马上倒车，躲避老头                                                     
 （评语：选择本选项的人简直没有脑子，倒车时老头撞死在你车头，按照安全     
 法，你将负全部责任，赔款19.5×2万）                                       
                                                                          
 4.立刻刹车，停住，将钥匙拔下来交给一个路人说：“此时此地此分此秒，我把这辆
 车赠送给你了”                                                            
 （评语：丢车保帅型，除非你开辆好车，一般来说车本身不值19.5万，忍痛损失一 
 辆车可以避免更大的损失，壮士断腕！）                                     
                                                                          
 5.立刻刹车，停住，将钥匙拔下来交给副驾驶的朋友说：“此时此地此分此秒，我把
 这辆车赠送给你了”                                                        
 （评语：你朋友算是瞎了眼睛，这下要替你赔19.5万了）                       
                                                                          
 6.立刻刹车，停住，下车，高呼：“中国？？？万岁，世界人民大团结万岁”，向老 
 头扑去，扑通一声跪倒在地，用身体挡住自行车，哭道：“我上有八十岁老母下有蹒
 跚学步的儿子，英雄你就饶过我吧” （正解）                                 
                                                                          
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