没睡觉的 @gou265 @%C7%E9%D4%92%BA%DC%C9%CB%C8%CB @%D0%A1%BD%E3_%8A%85%B9%FD%C0%B4 @%D2%BB%B0%FC%D0%A1K%B7%DB @%CD%BF%D1%BB1991 @%BA%AE%D3%EA%C1%AC%BD%AD%D2%B9%C8%EB%85%D2 @%C7%E0%D6%DD%D2%BB%BF%C3%D0%A1%B2%DD @%CE%B1%D7%B0612226 有木有

没睡觉的 @%BA%AE%D3%EA%C1%AC%BD%AD%D2%B9%C8%EB%85%D2 @%C7%E9%D4%92%BA%DC%C9%CB%C8%CB @%D0%A1%BD%E3_%8A%85%B9%FD%C0%B4 @%D2%BB%B0%FC%D0%A1K%B7%DB @%CD%BF%D1%BB1991 @%BA%AE%D3%EA%C1%AC%BD%AD%D2%B9%C8%EB%85%D2 @%C7%E0%D6%DD%D2%BB%BF%C3%D0%A1%B2%DD @%CE%B1%D7%B0612226 有木有

俺也木睡 马上就睡滴入过。。。

没睡觉的 @%DF%40%B9%C3%8B%FA%B1w%BF%A1 @%BA%AE%D3%EA%C1%AC%BD%AD%D2%B9%C8%EB%85%D2 @%C7%E9%D4%92%BA%DC%C9%CB%C8%CB @%D0%A1%BD%E3_%8A%85%B9%FD%C0%B4 @%CD%BF%D1%BB1991 @%BA%AE%D3%EA%C1%AC%BD%AD%D2%B9%C8%EB%85%D2 @%C7%E0%D6%DD%D2%BB%BF%C3%D0%A1%B2%DD @%CE%B1%D7%B0612226 有木有

干嘛

没睡觉的 @%D2%BB%B0%FC%D0%A1K%B7%DB @%DF%40%B9%C3%8B%FA%B1w%BF%A1 @%BA%AE%D3%EA%C1%AC%BD%AD%D2%B9%C8%EB%85%D2 @%C7%E9%D4%92%BA%DC%C9%CB%C8%CB @%D0%A1%BD%E3_%8A%85%B9%FD%C0%B4 @%CD%BF%D1%BB1991 @%BA%AE%D3%EA%C1%AC%BD%AD%D2%B9%C8%EB%85%D2 @%C7%E0%D6%DD%D2%BB%BF%C3%D0%A1%B2%DD 有木有

语文考试
语文考试。
解释“逝世”一词。
我答：“去死”(本来想写“死去”)老师大怒……
没睡觉的 @weifangguagua1#00 @weifangguagua1 @%25DF%2540%25B9%25C3%258B%25FA%25B1w%25BF%25A1#00 @%25DF%2540%25B9%25C3%258B%25FA%25B1w%25BF%25A1 @%25BA%25AE%25D3%25EA%25C1%25AC%25BD%25AD%25D2%25B9%25C8%25EB%2585%25D2#00 @%25BA%25AE%25D3%25EA%25C1%25AC%25BD%25AD%25D2%25B9%25C8%25EB%2585%25D2 @%25C7%25E9%25D4%2592%25BA%25DC%25C9%25CB%25C8%25CB#00 @%25C7%25E9%25D4%2592%25BA%25DC%25C9%25CB%25C8%25CB @%25D0%25A1%25BD%25E3_%258A%2585%25B9%25FD%25C0%25B4#00 @%25D0%25A1%25BD%25E3_%258A%2585%25B9%25FD%25C0%25B4 @%25CD%25BF%25D1%25BB1991#00 @%25CD%25BF%25D1%25BB1991 @%25BA%25AE%25D3%25EA%25C1%25AC%25BD%25AD%25D2%25B9%25C8%25EB%2585%25D2#00 @%25BA%25AE%25D3%25EA%25C1%25AC%25BD%25AD%25D2%25B9%25C8%25EB%2585%25D2 @%25C7%25E0%25D6%25DD%25D2%25BB%25BF%25C3%25D0%25A1%25B2%25DD#00 @%25C7%25E0%25D6%25DD%25D2%25BB%25BF%25C3%25D0%25A1%25B2%25DD 有木有
女生误进男厕所
　　某日，体育课中途，去洗手间解决个人问题。结果着急误进男厕所，看到一男生正在小便池嘘嘘。我当时就蒙了，一秒过后正准备悄悄撤退，没想到被发现，晕死。
　　只见那男生大叫一声：“流氓，非礼！”然后双手捂胸。
　　后来我说了一句自己都觉得不可思议的话：“同学，你捂错地方了……”

这是拍照的
　　儿子四五岁时，每年拍一些胶卷，然后冲洗，取回照片欣赏。
　　一日开车带着儿子经过一电子**探头。只见探头闪了一下，儿子问：“这是做什么的？”
　　我答：“这是拍照的。”
　　儿子又问：“那他们什么时候把照片给我们呀？”
没睡觉的 @%25C7%25E0%25D6%25DD%25C4%25DD%25C4%25DDm#00 @%25C7%25E0%25D6%25DD%25C4%25DD%25C4%25DDm @%25D0%25A1%25BD%25E3_%258A%2585%25B9%25FD%25C0%25B4#00 @%25D0%25A1%25BD%25E3_%258A%2585%25B9%25FD%25C0%25B4 @%25C7%25E0%25D6%25DD%25B3%25BF%25B9%25E2999#00 @%25C7%25E0%25D6%25DD%25B3%25BF%25B9%25E2999 @gou265#00 @gou265 @%25D7%25B9%25C2%25E4%25C0%25C7%25CD%25B7#00 @%25D7%25B9%25C2%25E4%25C0%25C7%25CD%25B7 @weifangguagua1#00 @weifangguagua1 @%25BA%25AE%25D3%25EA%25C1%25AC%25BD%25AD%25D2%25B9%25C8%25EB%2585%25D2#00 @%25BA%25AE%25D3%25EA%25C1%25AC%25BD%25AD%25D2%25B9%25C8%25EB%2585%25D2 @%25C7%25E9%25D4%2592%25BA%25DC%25C9%25CB%25C8%25CB#00 @%25C7%25E9%25D4%2592%25BA%25DC%25C9%25CB%25C8%25CB 有木有
害羞的美女
一兄弟上厕所，结果误入女厕，
进去之后发现没有小便池，感觉不对，幸好女厕内没有人。
他便若无其事地走出来。
正在开门的时候，遇到一美女进来，
那美女和他打一照面，脸一红，头一低，转身钻男厕去了。

不就是领个证嘛
　　当年，我们小夫妻二人被大人们今天一个明天一个的逼婚电话催得很烦。
　　有一天我上网，不知怎么的，转身对躺在床上看书的老公说：“哎呀，算了，不就是领个证嘛？我们明天去领得了！”
　　我老公突然拿书遮住脸，作娇羞状：“你讨厌，人家梦想中的求婚不是这样的啦！”
没睡觉的 @千娇百媚小兔爷 @神 @千娇百媚小兔爷 @神 @千娇百媚小兔爷 @神 @千娇百媚小兔爷 @神 有木有
自己包的龙水饺
网上看到包的龙水饺挺创意的，自己包了后悲催了……



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