小巴：And why is Mr. gates looking for special attention
盖子为啥想得到特别关照？
中国人：now america is worried good to know
美国人现在担心啦，好消息！
中国人：so he gets mad and told us not to underestimate them and to cut defence at the same time
盖子疯了吧，一边对人家说不要低估他一边又减少国防经费
阿三：
China thinks it can teach lesson to everyone it wants
but one day someone will teach China a lesson for sure
Waiting for that day
中国总以为他能想教训谁就教训谁
但是总有一天一定会有人来教训中国
走着瞧吧
中国人：
1. a guy goes to his bank with a big stick in his hand ;
2. He tells his bank manager not to underestimate him when he asks for a loan,waving his stick at the counter of course;
3. If that is not comical enough, he then demands his bank manager to cut the
security guards of the entrance;
4. he wants the bank to make its security measures more transparent to the public ... like publish 9 digits security code of the bank vault or sth like that ?
Hilarious!
What else could a reasonable bank manager tell him then ?
"Go f*** yourself ! "
1. 一个人手里拿着大棒走进银行
2. 他一边挥舞着大棒一边警告银行经理在他申请银行贷款的时候不要低估他的能力
3. 如果他觉得这还不够，他就要求银行经理撤走守卫银行大门的警卫
4. 他还想让银行的警卫措施能够向公众公开，像银行密码啥的最好通通都公开
这样一来
一个负责人的银行经理会怎么对他说呢？
去你娘的盖子


阿三：
these buildings are scattered all over mumbai including navi-mumbai
however there are tagged in single photo by that software
这些建筑分布在孟买全境
不过他们被软件做成了单一的建筑图片
中国人：
Photo? Those are a collection of developer concept drawings. Man you are stupid
照片？这些只是概念图而已，你个**
另一个阿三：
Thanks a lot mates! Thanks for your great appreciation regarding Mumbai, India..
Lets get back to the topic ok .. No doubt China is big power with a Dynamic & powerfull economy. I am really admire with your great Nation (China) especially Chinese hard working skills.
To my understanding Americans they''re getting frustrated with China rise.Lets wait and see the beijing reaction
非常感谢，谢谢你们对印度孟买的评价
我们还是回到主题吧，从不怀疑中国是一个有着强大经济的强权，我真的很钦佩你们的国家尤其是你们勤劳工作的人民
我的理解是，美国人对中国的崛起有些失措，我们先等一等看看北京的反应吧！


另一个人：
AR, are you sure this is Mumbai?
LOL! Thought your IQ would help you find a better way in boosting your ego. Seriously!
My 2 cents:
a) stop being incredible, start being credible.
b) internet is good for polishing something shinning, but it is also deadly in busting fakers. Copy/paste never works this way. Learn from the Chinese in a better way.
你确定这是在孟买？
原以为你的智商能帮助你提高一下你自己
送你两段话：
a：不要再不可思议，诚信才是万事之本！
b：网络是发布好东西的好平台，但是也能散布假货，仅仅是复制或粘贴没什么意思。换一种好的方式向中国人学习吧
中国人：
so in the end I was comparing Shanghai with Osaka...
I have to admit though, that I was wondering since when Mumbai was so different now from that of Slumdog Millionaire?
nonetheless, is that Osaka?
man, they definitely need to hire a stylist
原来到最后我是拿上海与大阪做比较啊
我不得不承认，之前我还怀疑因为孟买跟《贫民窟的百万富翁》中的样子是如此不同
靠，这真的是大阪？
哈哈，他们真的需要雇一个美发师了


小巴：
For any of my Chinese Brothers:-
Please translate this, so others can read it as well.
"Sorry, the man was drunk, he was not in his senses at that moment when he said those things. You know they are in your debts, literally!!!"
中国兄弟们：
哪位中国兄弟帮我翻译一下这些话，好让其他人也能读懂：
“抱歉，盖子喝醉了，他说那些话的时候有些神志不清了，你们都知道他们欠了你们一屁股债！(注：这里的意思是指中国持有美国大量的国债）


评论暂时就这些， 真心不懂最后MD怎么和三哥吵起来了。。。

赤裸裸的挑衅？？