Axis 拿这个视频练听力啦:
女记者:I'm still very new to this game. And if you guys could just give me a favorand give me your favorite line and your hatest line in your voice.(我才刚玩这个游戏不久。不知道你们能不能满足我一个请求,用你们的声音演绎一下你们最喜欢的和最讨厌的情节)
(然后Dan和Reuben开始想啊想,扶下巴,窃窃私语…记者们笑…)
R:Just like old times, huh?(就像以前那样,怎么样?)
Dan:Ahhhhhhh~(Dan这里的声调是拐着弯的,貌似卡壳了呢。观众笑喷了,Reuben笑趴下了)
Dan:…shoot the guns(…射击,不知道之前说了什么,然后做了个甩枪的手势)
(然后二人)
Dan & Reuben:Jackpot!!
观众:Yeahhhhhhh~Woooooo~
(下面零星听到)
Is this your favorite?(这段是你们最喜欢的?貌似是Johnny说的)
Reuben:(故意粗嗓子)You have fun doing it, right?(你乐在其中,是不是?)
Um, our favorite,ok?(呃,最喜欢的片段)
(Reuben把脸转向一边,说明他在想着什么 )
Waaa,Okay. So, we are all…
(又是粗嗓子,低沉声音)
Woooo, I love that(噢,我就喜欢这个样子)
(这个应该是Reuben找到感觉后演绎Dante)
(话筒被递给了Johnny)
Johnny:Uuuuuuuum.Um?
记者:The DVD xxxxx line(听了好几遍都听不出来是啥,人名?1分26秒处)
The one The xxx to send guys like you back to hell
(哇,这句听不懂的太多。后半句是“把像你这样的家伙送入地狱”)(好霸气的一句话)
Johnny: Oh…who was the line?(噢,这是谁的台词来着)
(用了Nero的声音)
Now I know, what this stuff is made for, sending guys like you back
to hell!!!
(现在我明白了,这只手是为什么而生,就是为了把你们这种人送进地狱!!!)
(Johnny的表演这么棒,旁边的两人一直在讨论,我的天…)
(然后观众尖叫,一直密谋着什么的两人终于抬起头了)
(结果鼓完掌又在商量了,神啊,我觉得Johnny被他俩冷落了啊)
(观众席有人说了什么,无视)
Dan: Might controls things………(后面再翻)
记者:You are more than is my opponent(你不只是我的对手/敌人/敌对者,翻成什么比较合适啊)
Dan: Might controls everything, Dante.Without it you can not…you can not
(力量决定一切,但丁。没有力量你不能…你不能…)
众人:hahahahahaha
(台上除了Reuben也都笑的不行了。Reuben 你有多淡定啊)
Dan:Blah, blah, blah-----ba! DIE!(blablabla,去死吧!)
(好欢乐啊)