以下为本次排演场景的剧本
Claire——C
Phil——P
Jay——J
Gloria——G
Tom
Balaban
P:This is all happening so fast,juliana.
C:I know. And I have to be home to my husband by midnight.
P:Ooh,a twist.
C:Phil! Phil? My coat is stuck!
P:Who's phil?
C:No,not now. Seriously,my coat is stuck!
P:Oh,honey,take off your coat!
C:Are you kidding me?! Pull it.
P:Oh,my goodness.
C:Pull it.
C:Not good. Not good. Not good! Not --
C:Okay. Okay. Okay.
P:Come on up. Treat 'em like they're regular stairs. It's okay. Come on through. Happy valentine's day. You look lovely. So do you.
Stranger:Not in a weird way.
P:How are you? Hi.
C:Hi.
P:Let met just get in here. Let me get in here.
C:Okay.
Tom:Phil?
P:Hey,tom! Hi. How are you?
C:Honey,claire,you remember tom mickelson from the office, And his wife,susan.
C:I do. Hey.
Tom:Is your coat stuck?
C:It is. It really is.
P:Yeah.
C:It's in there pretty darn good.
Tom:why don't you take it off?
C:Um...I'm freezing cold.
Tom:Well,at least let me give it a shot,okay?
C:Oh,you know what I don’t
P:Oh,I don't think --
no,no,no,no,I got it.
C:I..I
Balaban:Mr. And mrs. Dunphy? Hey!
C:Principal balaban!
P: Hey. How are you?
C:Hi.
Balaban:Who's,uh,clive bixby?
P:Oh. Uh...He makes speakers. He's actually in town for a trade show.
C:Phil.
Balaban:Oh...My. Are you stuck?
C:Yeah,I am. A...Little bit.
Balaban:Why don't you take off that coat?
C:Um,I'm chilly.
Tom:It's really jammed in here.
Balaban:Let me
P:oh,no, think we're okay.
Passwater:Mrs. Dunphy!
C: Oh! Are you kidding me?! Hi! Luke's math teacher,miss passwater!
P:"passwater."huh
<Pause>
P:We're good! We're good! I talked to maintenance. They're -- they're coming,so go on ahead.
C:Oh.
P: See you guys. See you later. See you at school? Good to see you guys. Maintenance is gonna take care of it. So we're fine.
C:Okay. Okay,how long till they get here?
P:I was faking it. No one's coming for us.
C:Well,then,go and get them! Hurry! That was the most embarrassing moment of my life!
J:Claire! Phil!
C: Stand by.
P: Hey.
J:What,did you get your belt stuck?
C:I did. Yeah. Yeah.
J:Well,take your coat off. Here,let me help you.
C: No,no,dad,dad...
J:Come on,what are you,naked under there?
J:Oh,geez.
G:It's okay. I got this.
P:O...Kay.
G:Claire,follow my lead,okay?
C: Okay.
C: Wow. Okay. Thank you.
G:It has happened to me before.
P:That was impressive.
J:Take it down a notch,"clive."
P:You okay?
C: Yeah,I'm good.
P:All right. Happy valentine's day.
C: Happy valentine's day.
G:Ciao
P:See ya.
C:Bye.
P:Oh,sorry,see you guys