好吧。底下开始发图。 我把中英文全带上。 那个翻译。。 不喜欢就不要看，真的无话可说。 就看英文。。。 说实话英文看不懂。。

As a large portion of the Twilight fan base consists of young girls, a toy line with Mattel makes perfect sense and on the surface, it all looks completely innocent. But that unravels the moment eyes are cast on the Jacob doll with his denim hotpants and ripped abs. Admittedly Taylor Lautner spends more time finding excuses to take his shirt off than conveying actual emotion but that doesn't make it acceptable to sell a Barbie doll of a man with abs you could grate cheese off of to little girls. Not only is it plain weird but it also convinces a generation that physiques like that actually exist, thus setting them up for a lifetime of disappointment. Oh Mattel, you big meanies.
作为一个暮光之城的球迷基础的很大一部分年轻女孩组成，与美泰玩具行非常有意义，从表面上看，这一切看起来完全无辜的。但是，揭开的那一刻的目光都投雅各娃娃与他的牛仔hotpants和撕开ABS。诚然泰勒劳特纳花费更多的时间寻找借口采取比他的衬衫，传达真实情感，但不会使接受出售芭比娃娃的人，你可以与ABS篦奶酪的小女孩。它不仅是纯怪异，但它也说服了一代人，确实存在这样的壮，从而为他们一生的失望。哦美泰，你大meanies。


jacob 是 圣经上的人名

好吧。其实它原来的标题是这样的。。 暮光之城的怪异商品。

A lot of the merchandise teeters between 'laughably rubbish' and 'somewhat wrong' but these "R-Pantz" take inappropriateness to the next level of shuddering awfulness. The sweets, the bra and the bedroom décor pale in comparison to these knickers aimed at the young fans and the wholly misguided. Plastering Robert Pattinson's face across the bums and more intimate lady parts is one thing, but whoever decided to print his mouth and signature on the inside section (the 'gusset') needs to answer to social services and the police immediately.
很多商品徘徊之间可笑的“垃圾”和“有点错”，但这些“R Pantz”采取不适当的下一级战栗awfulness。甜食，胸罩和卧室的装饰比较针对年轻球迷和全误导这些短裤苍白。罗伯特帕丁森的脸上抹灰整个弃暗投明，更亲密的小姐部分是一回事，但谁决定打印内部分（“扣板”）需要社会服务和警方立即回答他的嘴和签名。
这个我彻底无语了！

创可贴好棒！！！！！

楼楼 翻译的 好僵硬
勇气可嘉 哈哈 顶

楼楼在哪里看的？

哇~NK都有，霸气！！！

还是在国外方便~想买就买~

不知道为什么感觉很贵。。。好新奇，想要哎

哈哈有些翻译得太好笑了，楼主求网址啊