a ghost died of farting

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun
and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over
his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door.
"Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough,
finds an explanation...
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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Learning Part:
You will understand the joke if you know that the author play with word
"shoot and leave."
The meaning of shoot in the manual means "a part of bamboo" and leaves
mean "a green part of tree" but panda misunderstood the meaning.

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he
saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him
a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out
of here. "The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese
who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese,
Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank
the Titanic, myforefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg
replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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Learning Part:
The author plays with the word "berg"
Autograph = Person's signature
Slap = Sharp hit with hand
Astonish = Sudden amaze
Sank = Past tense of sink means slow go down into water/ submerge
Forefather = Ancestor / family member in the old time