tonberry 来自：英国
Woke up at 8:10 when the bus leaves at 8:20 and had to get dressed in the lift, with people getting in and out
8:20公车抵达，8:10起床。在人来人往的电梯里穿衣服。

Popppppy 来自：英国
Walking into a lecture theatre, and announcing "This is the wrong lecture theatre!" to several hundred people, because my stupid brain decided that was the best way to play it cool.
走进演讲厅，然后当着数百人的面宣布“走错了！”。因为我那愚蠢的大脑觉得这样做最酷。

Renacata 来自：英国
Last year I had to hand in a piece of assessed work every week in a lecture at the end of the afternoon. I hadn't started it by lunchtime one day, and kept reminding myself that I'd have to do it that afternoon. Went back to my room... and started on a completely different piece of work. Realised as I was getting my stuff together to go to the lecture.
去年，在每周下午快结束的时候，我都要在某堂课上提交考核作业。午饭时间我不做作业，我提醒自己下午一定要做。回到房间后。。。做出的作业和设想的完全两样。想想我怎样把这样的作业拿去交吧。

AllisonAdorkable 来自：不详
Unintentionally mooning our lovable international flatmate who has a tendency of just walking into people's rooms, sadly this also happened during a period where my room wouldn't lock from the inside.
某个不幸的早上，我们某个有进入别人房间倾向的可爱国际舍友进入了我没反锁的房间。
She hasn't stopped barging in, but at least she's started shouting 'are you decent?!' before walking in.
她没停下来。但至少在进房间前吼了句“乱进人家房间，你这样做可以吗？！”

Clementiney921 来自：美国
My first Medical Sciences lecture ever: Got there early, took seat at front-ish of lecture theatre. Large class files in. Smile, make small chat with folks sitting close by.
我的第一堂医学课是这样的：早早就到，找准前排，大沓资料，微笑，和周围的人打招呼。
Lecture begins. Literally sweated through 15 minutes in terrified confusion, as lecturer launches into this complex neurobiology ramble with terms I've never heard before in my life.
上课开始。在15分钟的惊恐与迷惘中汗流浃背，讲师发着复杂而神经质的连珠炮，我有生以来从未听过。
I spent the first quarter-hour shaking, thinking "My god, I'm going to fail out of university"...only to realise that I was sitting in a 3rd-year medic's lecture.
我第一次花了一刻钟的时间来震惊，心想“天哪，我在大学要完。。。想到了要在这儿坐3年。
Guess who had to stand up in front of a full theatre, awkwardly mumble something about "wrong lecture," slink out, and still be 20 minutes late for their first-ever lecture?
猜猜是谁站在人满为患的讲堂前，笨拙地嘟囔着“这算什么课啊”提前二十分钟溜出了课堂？

马克刘明。

ArcadiaHouse 来自：英国（苏格兰）
Well you could have been either very late for first year ... or very early for third year
嗯~要么第一年早起第三年晚起，要么第一年晚起第三年早起。

The Puppet Master 来自：英国
One night had serious problems getting to sleep, ended up finally drifting off at 5am. Alarm went off at half 8 and in my dazed state I rushed around getting ready for my 9am lecture. Get to the door, see flat mates drinking outside and remember thinking it's slightly dark for autumn... Read my phone. It's 8pm. Oh.
一晚，睡眠出现了严重问题，撑到早上5点睡着了。8点半闹钟响，头昏的我冲出来，准备早上9点的课。走到门前，看到我的舍友在外面喝东西，想起秋天的天会有些黑。。。看了下手机。晚上8点。嗷。

Bobifier 来自：不详
Answered question 1 and two other questions. Lots of time left. Normally I don't finish in the time given. Assume it was a really easy exam and wait it out. Ten minutes before the end of the exam check the front of the paper. Read "Answer questions 1 and 2 and two other qeustions".
Only 45% in this exam.
回答了第一和其他两个问题。时间已经过了很久。一般而言我没有提前交。认定那只是一个简单的小考然后等时间到。考试结束十分钟前我检查了一下。发现『回答问题一和二以及其他两个问题』只占45％的分数。

Guru Jason 来自：不详
Mate of mine went out without locking his door. We took all his stuff from his room including the bed and rearranged it exactly the way it was... only in the uni liabrary. The look on his face. It was 2 in the morning when he came back so there was no staff around. He couln't be bothered to move it back so he just slept in his bed in the liabrary.
我一同学出去了没锁门，我们把他屋子里所有的东西都拿了出来，然后按着原样在图书馆里又布置了一遍。他当时那表情哟……他回来时已经是凌晨两点了，一回来就发现屋子里空无一物。去图书馆搬东西回来太麻烦了，所以他就在图书馆的“床”上睡了一觉。

Uzzy? 来自：不详
Went and sat in the wrong lecture then trying to get out in panic whilst trying to 'pull' a 'push' door
走错课堂了。离开的时候心里一慌，“拉”了一扇本该“推”的门。

Keckers 来自：英国
First Maths tutorial and my housemate and I were convinced it started at 2:15.
Get there bang on time thinking we're being good students only to walk in and have a postgraduate murmur to us "you are here for math tutorial? We've just finished. You are hour late."
Apparently the entire tutorial was doing the maths assignment we'd already finished so at least we now know we needn't bother with them
我和我的室友都深信数学辅导课是两点十五分。我们以为自己身为好学生准点赶到了。我们就进去的时候一个研究生悄悄给我们说“你们来上数学辅导课？我们已经下课了，你们迟到了一小时”
但是显然整个辅导课（他们）都在做我们已经完成的数学作业，所以我和室友知道不必为此感到困扰

Miza 来自：苏维埃联盟
Back in the beggining of my final year in university I remmember walking into my first lecture in the university cinema hall, and shortly after realising that I am the only Non-Chinese student in there. Quick recalculation of plan, and I have realised it was a wrong room. A few minutes later I actually found the right room, but to my shock and horror it wasn't any better. Infact out of 150 students of my course we had 135 Chinese, 5 British and 10 Europeans.
我大学要毕业那年年初的时候，我记得我的第一节课是在放映室上，我坐下过后很快发现我是在座唯一一个非中国人的学生。我仔细想了一下，然后发现进错房间了，几分钟后我找到了正确的房间，但是让我震惊的事实是情况完全没有改变，事实上我们专业的150个学生有135个中国人，5个英国人，十个欧洲人

Inzamam99 来自：巴基斯坦
Well most recently had to climb through my first floor window as I had left my keys inside and pretty much every seminar (most start at 9am), I end up leaving home late (30 mins walk from uni) and literally have to sprint there, burst through the door and stand sweating like a d******* in front of the whole class. And calling my Accounting lecturer a c*** and then having him walk past me was hardly the smoothest thing I've ever done either.
最近一次，我因为把钥匙留在了房间里，于是我必须爬窗进入一楼开门。9点钟我还有研讨会，我最后出门还是迟了（到学校要走30分钟）然后我必须用跑的，在全班的注视下汗流浃背的冲进教室。我在我会计讲师从我身边走过的时候叫他@￥#%，这同样也是我做过最顺畅的一样事情之一。【有些语序可能有错，欢迎挑错。】 

Alenda 来自：不详
I revised really hard for a test that was worth about 30% of the module mark. About half way through the test i read the next question and realised none of the optional answers were correct :|. A quick glance around the room and it seemed no one else had noticed.
Ended well for me but at the time i was thinking "...wtf do i do?!".
我曾经为了一场考试复习了个半死。那场考试极其重要，占我学期模块成绩的30%。在考试进行到一半的时候，我正读题呢，突然就意识到那道题没一个选项是正确的！我飞速的扫视了一遍全场，感觉好像除了我没人发现了这一点。
最后考试的结果还不错，不过当时我脑子里只有一句话“我他妈该选哪个啊！”