Mr. Approachable 来自：英国
Your "Oh shit!" stories/moment at University
你在大学期间的嗅事
So I thought I'd make a thread about people's moments of panic at University. It could be anything, from realising you have a lecture on the other side of campus as you were in the cafe, to locking yourself out of your halls because you left your keys in the taxi.
我以为我已经了解到了人们在大学里那一段出糗的岁月。它可以是，从你在咖啡厅里做了一次演讲，到因为把钥匙忘在出租车里，而被锁在门外了，的任何事情。
One of my favourites for me was when I turned up for an exam, sat down and began to look over the questions, and realised that, despite being an English student, I was sat in a Psychology exam and the English one wasn't until the next day in the same place. Trying to slip out without being noticed is quite difficult!
我最难忘的是是那一次，我参加考试时，坐好了，并且都开始答题了，才意识到我是坐在考心理学的教室里，我是英语系的学生，而英语考试是明天才在这里考。而试着从教室里溜出来是如此困难。
The invigilator said as I stood up "Are you stuck?". And I was like "No, I'm just in the wrong ****ing exam!". LOLYour turn.
监考员看着我站起来了，说：“你不会做吗？” 我大概是这样说的，“是的，我他妈的走错考场了。”


X_mark_the_spot 来自：不详
One morning this cyclist was weaving in and out of traffic like a madman during rush hour, in the middle of winter. He cut off loads of cars, then changed lanes without signaling etc, just being a real nuisance. Finally he cut in front of me just as we were slowing towards the stop lights, and I had to slam on my breaks and swerve my car to avoid him. Of course I gave him a good honking of the horns (several times actually, sort of went mental on the horns, lol) and shook my fist at the as**ole. He turns around and our eyes meet in fury, and it only takes a few moments to realise that it's my economics professor, whose class I was just on my way to that morning. Awkward. Also had this one incident where I called a prof a prick, only to turn around and find him standing behind me in the queue. He did not look impressed. Actually, it's a wonder that I didn't fail uni, with how many oh **** moments I've had to date
寒冬季节早起交通很混乱，我正开车了，有个人在红灯亮之前突然换车道，我赶紧打方向盘避免和他撞上。然后我就按了几下喇叭（其实也是用来表达我的情绪了，笑），然后冲着那个混蛋使劲晃了晃我的拳头。他愤怒的转过头，我俩的视线碰在一起的时候，我突然发现他是我的经济学课程的教授。那天早上我帮其他教授打卡的时候他还排在我后面呢。好在他没认出我。至少我费尽辛苦的课程不会因此挂掉就很好了。

Mr. Approachable 来自：英国
I also remember revising for an exam the night before and me and my mate decided to put a film on for background noise. We chose the original Batman. Bad idea because it turned into an all-night BatFest all the way through to The Dark Knight. At which point we realised that in 12 hours we'd done 30 minutes of revision. And he forgot to pick his Girlfriend up from his house.
我还记得某次考试前一天晚上，我和我室友决定把一个电影歌曲放进作品里当背景。我们选了蝙蝠侠的。结果我们从蝙蝠侠的音乐一直弄到黑暗骑士的，也没搞定。最后我们意识到整整12个小时我们就做了30分钟的修改，然后我室友忘记从他家里把他女友接回来了。

Manitude 来自：英国
Night out, everyone else still out (I wanted to go home as 9am next day).
Wait for last bus which is at 5 to 1am (supposedly).Bus doesn't turn up.Decide I'm going to have to get a taxi.Talk to the driver of the nearest one (not a black cab and didn't call it so no idea what company it was, my first mistake there)As I was alone I had to pay the full fare.Left my phone in the back when I got out at my accommodation.Completely my fault, but exceedingly annoying nevertheless.
晚上外出，其他人还在外面。（我想在明早九点回家）
等待0:55（根据推测）的末班公车。
但车没来。
我不得不考虑搭的士。
找了离我最近的那个的士司机。（不是黑车，由于之前没叫过，所以我不知道它属于哪家公司。这是我犯的第一个错误。）
由于独自搭车，我不得不全额付款。
从家里出来时忘了带手机。

Unununium 来自：不详
one of my lecturers is a proper mardy bum. some people walked in a minute late and he had a rant saying 'you will buy an alarm clock and turn up to my lecture on time'
leaving this lecture i got into the lift with some mates and i was doing an impression of this right as he was walking past - luckily the lift door was closing and he didnt see me!
我的一位讲师就是个十足的抱怨者。有的人迟到一会儿，他就大嚷“你们要买个闹钟来准时上我的课”。下课的时候，我和一些同学搭电梯离开。我发觉他正从我们面前走过——幸好电梯门正关着，他没看到我！
注：Mardy bum 北极猴子的一首曲子，北极猴子是一个新兴英国乐团，由四个年轻人不透过唱片公司由互连网自行宣传的。在这里是指非常会抱怨的人。

Hype en Ecosse 来自：英国（苏格兰）回复楼上
"You will buy an alarm clock and get to my lift on tiiiime!" she yells dramatically as the lift takes off to the bottom floor.
“你们要买个闹钟来准时上我的课”电梯门关闭并降到一楼时，她戏剧性地大嚷。
MagicNMedicine 来自：英国（英格兰）回复楼上的楼上
Should have told him its right hard to remember that on a day like today when you're all, argumentative, and you've got the face on.
应该该告诉他，你已经很久没有像今天这般不可理喻了，因为你一直都板著这个表情。
注：its right hard to remember that on a day like today when you're all, argumentative, and you've got the face on 这一句是出自于Mardy bum的歌词。这里引用的原句和现在的有点不同，有兴趣的话可以看看原歌词。

KJane 来自：英国
For my first English Lecture I went into the wrong hall, didn't get the memo that it had changed to next door. Turns out I was in the lecture for 'Early Years Teaching' and had to ask a load of people to let me out just as the lecturer was about to start, because I'd thought it'd be a good idea to sit in the middle of a row at the front...
我去上第一堂英文课时走错了楼，没有注意到牌子已经改成下一间。结果是我上了前一年课程，当课程就要开始的时候，我只好请一票人让路，因为我当时认为坐在教室中间是个不错的主意。
Got caught sneaking in alcohol into the Uni Student club, not realising they'd begun putting security guys to check handbags and frisk the guys on your way in, got caught with it and had it taken away. I brought them because I had no money on me, so spent the entire night without a drink. My flatmates enjoy teasing me about this incident.
夹带酒精饮料到社团活动时被抓个现行，那时我还不晓得安全人员在进来的路上就发现了。我带酒进来是因为我手头没钱，后来整个晚上都没有喝半点东西。我的舍友喜欢拿这糗事来笑我。

Exodus 来自：不详
Getting halfway to 9am lecture and realise i'm still in my pyjamas
有天去上9点的讲座。走到一半，忽然发现自己穿着睡衣。

Mm_Minty 来自：英国
Having two pieces of coursework due the same day, finishing the first one the day before only to be above word limit. I emailed my seminar leader to ask what to cut out but he completely ignored the question and replied "it would be better if you answered the question like this" oblivious to the fact that I had an entire other essay to write and really didn't have time to completely re-do it.
某天，有两份课外作业同一天交。第一份是前天做的，超过了字数限制。我给我的研讨小组长发了email，询问有关缩减字数的事宜。但他完全无视我的问题，只是回答“这个问题由你自己解决会更好”他显然忘了，我还有另一份完全没动过的论文要写，实在没空重做这份。
I only just managed to get them both in on time and luckily managed to pass them both *phew* although I still think he marked me down because I ignored his advice and he was pissed about it XD
我决定按计划完成这两份作业。幸运的是，我全过了。虽然我觉得导师可能记了我。因为我无视了他的要求，估计他很生气。XD

tonberry 来自：英国
Woke up at 8:10 when the bus leaves at 8:20 and had to get dressed in the lift, with people getting in and out
8:20公车抵达，8:10起床。在人来人往的电梯里穿衣服。

Popppppy 来自：英国
Walking into a lecture theatre, and announcing "This is the wrong lecture theatre!" to several hundred people, because my stupid brain decided that was the best way to play it cool.
走进演讲厅，然后当着数百人的面宣布“走错了！”。因为我那愚蠢的大脑觉得这样做最酷。

Renacata 来自：英国
Last year I had to hand in a piece of assessed work every week in a lecture at the end of the afternoon. I hadn't started it by lunchtime one day, and kept reminding myself that I'd have to do it that afternoon. Went back to my room... and started on a completely different piece of work. Realised as I was getting my stuff together to go to the lecture.
去年，在每周下午快结束的时候，我都要在某堂课上提交考核作业。午饭时间我不做作业，我提醒自己下午一定要做。回到房间后。。。做出的作业和设想的完全两样。想想我怎样把这样的作业拿去交吧。

AllisonAdorkable 来自：不详
Unintentionally mooning our lovable international flatmate who has a tendency of just walking into people's rooms, sadly this also happened during a period where my room wouldn't lock from the inside.
某个不幸的早上，我们某个有进入别人房间倾向的可爱国际舍友进入了我没反锁的房间。
She hasn't stopped barging in, but at least she's started shouting 'are you decent?!' before walking in.
她没停下来。但至少在进房间前吼了句“乱进人家房间，你这样做可以吗？！”