大学里，LZ班级有4个神。后面慢慢道来。大家也谈谈自己班级的角落神，怀念下童年

本来我是那个楼主所说的神的，但是后来，我发现一堆人都开始抢我神的位置= =

角落神1，此人坐第一排第一座，号称入学全班成绩第一，不善言语，或者不削与我等为伍。学号30。开学不久后就休长病假，再也不来上课。听说是不满意高考成绩，准备休学重新高考。之后就渐渐淡忘此人，但是2年后

LZ, do you see in the Internet. The total on-line you how you, your mission to learn it? Your parents do not worry you?
If you are a middle school, you should think about your parents, your parents bring up is not easy, you do not complete the task of learning on the Internet, you will be for parents and teachers worried about you. You must not be harmful to computers and the Internet! You should come out as soon as possible! Into the study to!
If you are a university student, on your own for the sake of more, ah, now so much pressure on the playing field, if you have done little to improve the knowledge of their own culture, in the absence of efforts to enhance their professional skills in the future you want in the community based on how ah, Remember that you must not indulge in the network ah, as soon as possible from the virtual world to come out and face the sun, embrace the future ah!
If you have a university graduate, you can not even every day in the virtual world of their own paralysis ah, you have to step up efforts to make money, buy a car, wife and parents raising children ... ah ah you should never give up on themselves , They should learn in real life of independence, self-confidence to live the firm. Not to deceive themselves inside the network, boldly discard computers, to the community that I come!
If you fail to figure out what problems I can tell. I help you solve.


我们在大一运动会上看到了此男萧索的背影。据学生会同学称，次此男休学一年次年高考，不巧还是只考上LZ所上大学。

角落神2。此男后来称号瘟疫帝，坐一排最后坐，此男目测200斤，整天憨厚可掬，可惜人少根筋。原来也没太突出之举，平凡的到了大三，后一举成名

学校那些囧事我喜欢看了 顶个

我们教室，我的杰作



大三那年，话说某一天，LZ心血来潮赶去上课，因为下午和另外3人约好一场麻将，早上闲着没事就去上课了。到了班级里，发现，次胖子突然坐到我旁边来了，多日不见，感觉胖子越发憔悴，脸上的痘痘也多出不少。上了两节课，LZ就去麻将了。过了没几天，LZ脸上也发出一粒痘痘。以往其实也没啥，无非挤一挤，挤出油脂就差不多消退了，但这次不同，血都挤出了，就是没痘出来。这天晚上身上脸上秘密麻麻的长出各种痘，我知道我完了。

电话通知班长，得水痘了，不去上课了，虽然平时也不去。。。这时候我仍然没有和死胖子联系在一起。直到班长说，你是第六个，我才知道故事是这样的。胖子得了水痘，想卧床在家休息，但是只1天，就被妈妈赶来上课，胖子于是内心不平，阴暗面充分暴露，到了教室就频繁与各种同学接触，包括老师！

最后一场战役下来，我们班级倒了10来个人，还有3个任课老师，这事情学校里传遍了，系主任点名叫这同学回去休息，所有生病同学也全部不能在学校停留，都回去休息。我一个20多的人，居然得了幼儿园小朋友才会得的水痘！最可怜的是另一哥们坐死胖子同桌，从前还生过一次的，居然这次也没能幸免，由此可见，胖子的瘟疫伤害之高，范围之广。LZ因此脸上留了个疤。病好这天，LZ怀着极度不爽的心情1就和几个同学约好去学校门口堵胖子。但是这天后，胖子再也没有出现。后来听说是离家出走了，一直到现在都没找到。