售票处：                                                                       
                                      
自动广播里传出这样的声音：某航 100001航班，目的地北京，票价 10元，不设找零，月卡请 
出示。                                                                         
                                   

安检：                                                                         
                                      
人声鼎沸，有人扛着蛇皮袋，有人拎着活鸡活鸭，                                   
                                     
安检员满头大汗： "您这可得补票，超重了。 "                                       
                                     
" 凭什么啊？上次背了两麻袋土豆都让我过去了。"                                   
                                      
另一个乘客凑过来： "来来来，哥们儿，抽根烟，我这批活鸡不麻烦您了，机舱摆不下，您 
帮我绑机翅膀上得了，反正它们自己也能飞，不浪费飞机的动力。。。。。 "           
                                   

登机：                                                                         
                                     
空姐都戴着红绣箍，挥着小旗，拿着扩音筒： " 都别挤，排好队，里面的，就是你，别在 
那儿发愣啊！往里挤挤。。。。。你，你票呢？没买票就上来了，罚十元！什么，你是王 
机长他老舅，那什么那，算了，进去吧。。。。。"                                 
                                                                          


起飞：                                                                         
                                     
飞机爬升到 80 层楼的高度，正在城市上空盘旋，                                     
                                      
机长打开舱门，喊道： "嘿！ 80楼楼顶的那位，北京走不走，十块钱一位！有座儿！快点上 
来，我给你停一分钟，你跳过来！ "                                               
                                   
                                                                     
                                     
飞行：                                                                         
                                      
一个小朋友要求小解， >空姐： " 厕所都让土豆占了，这样吧，我给你打开门，你就先将就 
一下吧。对了，外面风大，系好安全带啊！ "                                       
                                     
                                                                         
                                     
副机长： "看，头儿，前边有架飞机！ "                                             
                                     
机长： " 混蛋，是100002 号！这小子就知道跟我们抢航线，告诉后面坐好，我要超机。。。 
。。 "                                                                         
                                   
                                                                         
                                      
飞行途中，                                                                     
                                     
空姐：" 机长，外面有UFO 耶！"