还记得那个草蛋的夜晚，我在操场大声的为小yan唱歌，周围的情侣一对对从我身边经过，我直接无视。我的小yan，她曾那么坚定的告诉我：“L，我也爱你，我之前谈过三次恋爱，我觉得我配不上你，其实那些什么都不算，答应我，将来我们结婚，生个小L好么？”我激动的不知如何是好，紧紧的攥住我用了4年的NOKIA 3110c手机狂吼着我爱你我爱你我爱你。其实仅仅过了三天后，小高就来到G地了，小高是以领导的身份进入了他爸爸开的公司。他的理由很简单，他又要追小yan了。这次，非处小高要表决心和小yan结婚，因为为了和小yan结婚，他甚至可以把公司开到G地去。我知道，还有一个原因，那就是因为小yan还是一个纯洁的处子。而与他同龄的楼主，正在教室里疯狂的做着草蛋的微积分题集，旁边放着一盒泡面，草稿纸上胡乱地写着：“All love for my yan.”

小yan从高二那年开始，就和小高一直分分和和，每次都是小高甩她，再找她，再甩，再找。七年了，在这个背景下，小yan和猥琐男，和大学的帅哥同学，和烧饼楼主陆陆续续的交往。而在我和小yan恋爱的那一个多月的时间里，仅仅是因为小高没找她，对，仅仅是因为小高没找她。小高一找她，我就毫无征兆的被踹了，我也终于明白了为什么我和千交往的那么好，小yan忽然找我我就立马屁颠屁颠的又围绕着她，因为：小yan是小高的备胎，我是小yan的备胎。

在我和千交往的那段时间里，我以为我真的忘掉小yan了，其实只是小yan没有找我而已，对，仅仅只是没有找我而已。

而在我和小yan恋爱的那一个多月的时间里，仅仅是因为小高没找她，对，仅仅是因为小高没找她而已。

今天是楼主的生日，楼主房间的哥们的女朋友来看他了，哥们说没钱不想在外面开房，我去外面买了一大堆外卖放到桌子上，对我的哥们，我曾经鄙视的非处哥们说：“兄弟，嫂子来一趟也不容易，今天我去网吧包夜，你和嫂子就住这儿吧，今天我生日我请你吃宵夜。”哥们很激动地说：“行！那我明天请你吃饭，吃完我们找辣条他们去5人黑！”

来到网吧，我狂草着下路的**火女，311尼玛的35分钟一身神装：三树枝加两挂件。我淡淡一笑，这个时候估计小yan已经到站了吧，小高的爸爸说要请小yan去C市旅游，这个时候，两个年轻人应该到了目的地，小高的奥迪车，德克士的早餐，他们应该下车了，住在了事先定好的房间，接下来，小高会娴熟而又温柔的取到小yan的First Blood。楼主现在是真的敢听陈奕迅了。

还有一个月，楼主发誓，一定会考上研究生的，不为别的，就为了千是楼主的好朋友。

Do it, now.
You know who you are.
You feel it in your heart.
And you're burning with ambition.
But first, wait.
Won't get it on a plate.
You gonna have to work for it.
Harder and harder.
And I know.
Cause I've been there before.
Knocking on the doors.
With rejection.
And you'll see.
Cause if it's meant to be.
Nothing can compare.
To deserving your dreams.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
All that you can do.
It's amazing.
Makes my heart sing.
Now it's up to you.
Patience, now.
Frustration is in the air.
And people who don't care.
Well it's gonna get you down.
And you'll fall.
Cause you will hit a wall.
But get back on your feet.
And you'll be stronger.
And smarter.
And I know.
Cause I've been there before.
Knocking down the doors.
Won't take no for an answer.
And you'll see.
Cause if it's meant to be.
Nothing can compare.
To deserving your dreams.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
All that you can do.
It's amazing.
Makes my heart sing.
Now it's up to you.
Don't be embarrassed, don't be afraid, don't let your dreams slip away.
Don't be scared of using your gift-everybody has a gift.
Never give up, never let it die.
Trust your instincts, and most importantly.
You've got nothing to lose, so just go for it.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
All that you can do.
It's amazing.
Makes my heart sing.
Now it's up to you.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
All that you can do.
It's amazing.
Makes my heart sing.
Now it's up to you.

“L，我也爱你，我之前谈过三次恋爱，我觉得我配不上你，其实那些什么都不算，答应我，将来我们结婚，生个小L好么？”—It's So Amazing.

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一个星期过去了，又TM发生了好多事，不能TJ。

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