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被和谐了我猜

靠，换行都不能打出来，度受你是有多和谐啊？！

只会鸟语，不会英语和日语

您吓我...当年我班上男生比胆子大，莫英语老师PP可是罚站了三年的。英语神马的俺不会的~~~~

英语是我的伤心事……

神探夏洛克第一集
夏洛克带约翰去破案,
警官问指着约翰问"这是谁?"
夏洛克说"he is with me."
字母组翻译成了"他是我的人."

what a fucking day

Don't make people into heroes,John. Heroes don't exist,and if they did,I wouldn't be one of them.
这应该是最经典的一句，
语速超级快，口音相当地道（其实我不喜欢英音，我喜欢美国口音）。
可是，夏洛克，最后你还是be one of them~~

http://v.pptv.com/show/H34icvSWLibzmcGuQ.html
最后面的时候，
s" alright, are you alright?"(扒衣服）
j"yeah, i'm fine. i'm fine, sherlock."（羞涩）
j"sherlock? sherlock!"(小夏不理他，把衣服扒下来了）
j"oh, god."(腿软倒下）
j"are you ok?"(担心的问）
s"me? ye, fine, i'm fine."（这是逞强么？)
s"the thing, that you did,that you offer to do. er, good."（小夏也羞涩了）
j"I'm glad noone saw that."
s"um?"（惊讶）
j"you ripping my clothes off in a dark swimming pool. people might talk."(配合在脸上的是甜蜜的笑？）
s"they do a little else."（两人相视一笑）
阿！！！洒家受不了了！！洒家要从第一集开始重看一次！！！


如果我以后读到doctor。
我会挑战生活大爆炸的！

好啦,我决定翻译<梅林传奇>开始的那一段独白...
为毛我这个美式英语控总在翻译英剧?!
in a land of myth and a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rest a shoulder of a young boy. his name....merlin

太丢人了！！忘记第三人称单数了
应该是
in a land of myth and a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rests a shoulder of a young boy. his name...merlin.

楼主楼主~~~
我给力吧~
明天看到了记得狠狠地夸奖我！
being human US
we are all hiding something, aren't we? from the moment we wake, look in that mirror, all we do is make our little lie.
****(木有听懂，字幕写的是收敛锋芒）color that hair, twist off that wedding ring. and why not? What the penalty? what the consequences, really? "I'm only a human." you said. and all is forgiven. but what if cruel twist of fate make you something else, something other? who forgives you then?
....累死了。。。这一段独白居然还没有完！！拜伦都来了！！拜伦是谁啊！！！
就这样吧~~
欢迎拍砖！！

Doctor Who 第四季第一集...
"The fat just walks away.." 【减肥产品的广告】肉会自己从你身上爬下来走掉的..
然后那个肥肉就真的从人身上蹦下来跑了 OTZ 软乎乎的好萌= = 

You ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool
They do little else