女人五大窝囊

转的啊

   不漂亮吧,拿不出手;
                       学问高了,没人敢娶;
                                          学问低了,没人要;
                                                           活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶;
                                                                                矜持点吧,说你装腔作势;
                                                                                                     会打扮吧,说你像个妖精;
                                                                                                                                不会打扮吧,说你没女人味;
      自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步;
                            让男人养吧,说你傍大款;
                                                  生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼;


被老公炒鱿鱼.唉,
                                                                                                                做女人真难.
                                                                                                                                所以,女人就要对男人狠点,
         对自己嘛,宽大处理为上,
                              一定要吃喝玩乐,不然累死了,
                                                         就会有别人,花你的钱,
                                                                                住你的房,玩你的男人,
                                                                                                     睡你的床,还会撕你的照片，
                                                                                                                                                打你的娃


哈哈，经典

这是典型的**之作.楼主和挺得意呢