【笑话】那些笑话，你懂的

Today I feel like a tampon. In a good place... at the wrong time.
【注：tampon：卫生棉条……如果还不知道，请自行百度。这是一个很邪恶的笑话】

I read a story in the newspaper the other day about a Father who paid his daughte-r for sex. I was absolutely disgusted.
    
What kind of daughter charges her own father?
【注：自己往父女乱（河蟹）伦方面想……】

天涯原帖http://www.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/funinfo/1/2559079.shtml

it's funnny that now fish are eating raw japanese.
【注：adj，生的……raw japanese：没煮熟的小日本儿~这是关于日本地震的】

5L的注释的词是raw
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BBC News: AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN
    
The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...
【注：Nuclear ：adj 核的 Nuclear Experts：核砖家 BBC：你们懂的嗯，不要告诉我不知道，不知道的自行百度】


I brought my girlfriend everywhere in the world
            
but the 【fuc(河蟹)king】 【bit（河蟹）ch 】always found her way back!!

I hope North and South Korea cause a world war so I don't have to go in college tomorrow..
    
Either that or it snows.
【North and South Korea ：高丽和棒子国。其实，我也有这种想法。原来全世界的学生想法都好接近……关于下雪的问题，可以参考英国的纬度以及它的气候，温带海洋性气候】

A South Korean guy gets on a bus with his guide dog.
    
The bus driver says, "Sorry sir, no food or drink allowed on here."
【guide：指引。   guide dog：导盲犬     注：这个笑话涉及饮食文化。棒子很爱吃狗肉。灰常灰常爱。比如世界杯的时候都是他们球队的传统食物，他们认为狗肉能给他们带来好运】

A Jewish man puts in double glazing on his house and is standing outside admiring the new windows with his wife.
    
She says, 'Why did you get them put in though Abraham?'
    
'So the kids won't want any more money when they hear the ice-cream van.'
【Jewish：adj 1.犹太人的2.犹太教 admiring：赞美的，羡慕的 Abraham：n 亚伯拉罕      van：卡车。   众所周知，犹太人很会赚钱，当然，也会抠门= =但是，我觉得中国家长也可能会这样干……孩子过分喜欢冰激凌会是个很头疼的事情】