不漂亮吧,拿不出手;
                      学问高了,没人敢娶;
                                         学问低了,没人要;
                                                          活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶;
                                                                               矜持点吧,说你装腔作势;
                                                                                                    会打扮吧,说你像个妖精;
                                                                                                                               不会打扮吧,说你没女人味;
     自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步;
                           让男人养吧,说你傍大款;
                                                 生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼;


                                                                           不生吧,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.唉,
                                                                                                               做女人真难.
                                                                                                                               所以,女人就要对男人狠点,
        对自己嘛,宽大处理为上,
                             一定要吃喝玩乐,不然累死了,
                                                        就会有别人,花你的钱,
                                                                               住你的房,玩你的男人,
                                                                                                    睡你的床,还会撕你的照片，
                                                                                                                                               打你的娃  


呵呵，说的太好啦~~~

555，看到你这些话，想到了我老婆，她就是这种想法，所以从来就不知道心疼我，做个男人真是太失败了。

楼主 窝囊上面应该再加一句
只做小三，成不了正房。

：) ！~

如今小三比正房还吃香