md忍不了了，一拳把地球打回冰河世纪😩😩😩

switch（prospects）{
case John von Neumann:
return "You’re going to be a bald nerd and die single due to the grueling work";
case Alan Turing:
return "You’re going to be a fucking fam-gay-boy and can’t hold this shit anymore";
default: return "You're going to be a loser who's worth less than a single pizza feeding a family";
}