【二中应元】话说今天是愚人节

我会告诉你们我见到LZ在吃大便么?

今天英语课的课前读书我们全班就拿出语文书出来读福楼拜……结果老师进来后淡定地问：不是上英语么？

回复：6楼
更强悍的在后面，老师开始宣布一则消息，具体内容如下：
i'm sorry to tell you that tomorrow we'll have two English lesson and we're goin' to have another exam of unit 3 because the last test is too easy for you. You can't do your best in that test. So I decide to have the harder one. It has reading, listening and writing.
话音未落，全班惊呼。结果老师对我们说：Happy April Fools' Day……

不过最厉害的是地理老师，她说会占用我们的自习课来进行单元测验，结果到了自习课，森森跑过来说：自习。
就在我们感觉没被骗倒而哈哈大笑时，地理老师捧着一叠地理试卷出现了……