故事情节是主角被坏人袭击了，然后跑去刷牙
I have persuaded myself, however, that brushing my teeth in anticipation of my
untimely demise is simply consideration for the feelings of any autopsy witness who
might have known me when I was alive.
AI翻译：然而，我劝服自己相信，提前刷牙以防意外身亡，这纯粹是为了照顾那些可能在生前认识我的验尸旁观者的感受。
我不太喜欢这个翻译，这种生硬的，几乎就是把原话直译，对于理解原文没有帮助。大家有没有适合中国人阅读的文学翻译？