I call Li old big. toyear 25.   
我叫李老大，今年25。   

you have two down son。   
你有两下子。   

as far as you go to die   
有多远，死多远！！！！

Good you a English-lesson-watch" 好你个英语课代表

spring light bean"青春豆
china strong中国强

初中的时候和一个人说I yes die you!(我要扁你)
他说 No die me(别扁我)......

die out！（死出去！）

He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
当老师走进教室时，两个男孩在争论。
老师是说：你们在争论什么？
一个男孩回答：‘我们捡到一张10块，我们决定把它给一个说最大的谎的人。’
‘你们应该觉得羞耻’老师说，‘当我像你们那么大的时候，我连什么是说谎都不知道。’
两个男孩把钱给了那个老师。


Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。


The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。


On his deathbed poor Lubin lies； His spouse is in despair； With frequent sobs and mutual cries； They both express their care． “A different cause，”says Parson Sly， “The same effect may give：Poor Lubin fears that he may die ； His wife，that he may live”． 合理的哀伤 马修·普赖厄 可怜的鲁宾躺在他的病床里； 他的妻子陷入绝望； 频频啜泣，相对哭啼， 他们都表达着忧伤。 “不同原因，”滑头牧师说， “可产生同样结果： 可怜的鲁宾怕他会死； 他老婆，怕他会活。”                                    

Dear white, something you got to know亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。 When I was born, I was black.当我出生时，我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black.我长大了，我是黑色的When I'm under the sun, I'm black.我在阳光下，我是黑色的When I'm cold, I'm black.我寒冷时，我是黑色的When I'm afraid, I'm black.我害怕时，我是黑色的When I'm sick, I'm black.我生病了，我是黑色的When I die, I'm still black.当我死了，我仍是黑色的。you---white people,你---白种人When you were born, you were pink.当你出生时，你是粉红色的When you grow up, you become white.你长大了，变成白色的You're red under the sun.你在阳光下，你是红色的You're blue when you're cold.你寒冷时，你是青色的You are yellow when you're afraid.你害怕时，你是黄色的You're green when you're sick.你生病时，你是绿色的You're gray when you die.当你死时，你是灰色的And you, call me "color"?而你，却叫我「有色人种」？

。" DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?" "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim. 你爸爸帮你了吗？ 一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事？你爸爸帮你做了吗？" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can justwait for my coffee."Wife replied, "No, you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband said, " I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS".一个男人和他妻子在争论应该谁每天早晨煮咖啡。妻子说，“应该你煮，因为你先起床，这样我们不用等太久，就能喝到咖啡。”丈夫说，“在家里你是负责做饭的，应该你煮，因为这是你的工作，而且我可以等我的咖啡。”妻子回答，“不，应该是你煮，而且圣经上都说了应该是男人煮咖啡。” 丈夫说，“我才不信呢，把圣经拿来给我看看。”于是妻子就去拿了圣经过来，她打开新约，给他看好几页的上边确实写着：“他煮”这是我从豌豆的书上得到的笑话小丫：叔叔，你喜欢熊猫吗？豆爸：当然，熊猫是国宝吗！小丫：那好，跟我来。小丫指着豌豆说：我已经把他打成熊猫了。这只是其中一部分，剩下的你