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哇,小魅魔来例假了,相当的规律了。评价是上学对身体健康有害,例假都不规律了。
她妈妈觉得洛丽塔之流的花里胡哨的裙子是小孩穿的,我不好评价。
她妈妈觉得我以后会如何如何然后不要小魅魔。我还怕被离婚爆金币呢。小魅魔一家没一个本科,是完全对大学好坏没有概念。小魅魔也说不明白,她妈也是完全不懂,听到我要读研就哈气我会抛弃小魅魔,搬出来高中的成绩才算是有点概念略有认可。
😯坏消息,小魅魔甚至不知道自己的尿道和阴道在哪。突然跟我说上厕所会尿血,还有血块,还表示正常。我寻思谁家好人尿血还正常啊。再一问才说是例假的时候才会这样。再一番询问查证,原来是分不清洞洞,感觉是容易被骗的类型。


IP属地:河南来自Android客户端988楼2025-12-16 22:58
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    这帖子看得我忘记复习了,另外……祝lz幸福


    IP属地:浙江来自Android客户端989楼2025-12-17 01:09
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      IP属地:河北来自Android客户端990楼2025-12-17 10:00
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        IP属地:黑龙江来自Android客户端991楼2025-12-17 15:09
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          IP属地:贵州993楼2025-12-18 02:24
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            可恶,薯薯的女朋友还没有追到手,她就已经在问薯薯什么是69和薯薯的长度了已经不敢奔现了


            IP属地:山东来自Android客户端995楼2025-12-18 09:50
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              IP属地:广西来自Android客户端996楼2025-12-18 17:46
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                昨晚睡前,我们就闲聊。说到晚上睡不着,她也晚上睡不着,以为和我是同好。实则我是晚上盖上被子有点热,不盖被子有点冷,翻来覆去睡不着。人对于没见过的东西确实是很难想象的,小魅魔问我能不能调暖气的温度。集中供暖的暖气,调不了捏。我跟她解释了一下集中供暖是怎么个供暖。小魅魔感慨能把华北都铺满热管还能厉害。虽然我没考证,但我觉得应该只有城市有集中供暖,农村应该没有。农村应该还是要烧炕的吧?至少在我认知里东北农村应该有那种火炕,下面生着火上面是床可以躺人,冬天就没事坐炕上取暖娱乐。
                小魅魔想着在炕里烤点红薯,我不知道行不行,但我猜很难。
                她想着回去了要吃路边摊,有烟火气。我想了一下,穿洛丽塔吃路边摊过于美丽了,实在是引人注目,感觉会是成为梗图的类型:别人的洛丽塔女朋友吃路边摊也满脸爱意,bro的相亲对象八百日料还一脸臭相。
                我突然就问了现在小魅魔有多少钱留着寒假花,小魅魔是左右搪塞似有难言之隐,在家备考生活费都没了,确实是没啥收入来源了,真是悲惨捏。
                然后我们就畅想富裕家庭的生活,真好。希望我能富裕。
                今天上午,小魅魔给我分想了个捞女帖子。评价是,标准的捞女,结婚要爆男方很多金币,男方及时被家里人劝回去了。
                这事吧,毕竟这里是河坝,也不好深入的说啥,只能建议每个男生自尊自爱,对遇见的每个女生先假设她是捞女,让她需要证明自己清白才能交往。
                然后就是些奇奇妙妙的发癫一样的对话。比如我说假如有一个小帅小富男生真诚地追求她,她怎么办。她说这不可能绝对是杀猪盘人口贩卖,最后说就算是真的也不接受。晚上我说有没有可能她在没有和我闲聊的时间里都在和黄毛干一些坏事这种。


                IP属地:河南来自Android客户端997楼2025-12-18 23:42
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                  IP属地:浙江来自Android客户端998楼2025-12-19 09:41
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                        IP属地:江苏来自Android客户端1001楼2025-12-19 15:05
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                          IP属地:天津来自Android客户端1002楼2025-12-19 23:25
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                            为什么我没有魅魔,我都黄牌了诶


                            IP属地:辽宁来自iPhone客户端1003楼2025-12-19 23:47
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                              她做梦了,梦回学堂。梦到我放学不等她,还有女同桌,梦里第一反应竟然是生气不是惊慌失落,安全感还挺足。
                              普通的聊聊天,聊聊放假之后,聊聊生离死别。
                              我感觉我的帖子在被人疯狂的举报,两天吞了我三个回复了,三楼的截图活了那么久都能给我吞了实在是离谱。
                              然后小魅魔就想着换个别的地方发,知乎被我直接否了,她就试了试番茄小说。也是毫不意外的没过审核。最后我想了个好地方,微博。看上去应该是挺好的,但小魅魔并没有说她试了之后是个什么情况。
                              晚上讨论了下野战和抓野战的别人的各种可能性。但总的来说都相当变态了,也不知道小魅魔为什么一听野战也想要试试,地点都想好了。最后也是大头战胜小头,承认这事过于变态。


                              IP属地:河南来自Android客户端1004楼2025-12-20 00:31
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